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Some Comic of Mine 008 by DanShive Some Comic of Mine 008 by DanShive
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Actually, DES Comics is supposed to do pretty much anything and everything I darn well feel like, but what Steve says is basically true. That doesn't mean I won't recklessly break that rule at the drop of a hat.

Dandave now looks more like me (and Kevin Smith) than before, though he will continue to have more hair than either of us. Besides, he's way too passive to have the same testosterone levels that would result in less hair. I wouldn't have bothered asking before handing over a twenty for a frikkin' magic wand, man! Heck, I would've handed over $40; always good to have a back up, and you never know when weird girls who sell wands will stop by later should a wand break.

For those who don't get Steve's shirt, think "Fishy Matrix".
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:iconinujoshua:
InuJoshua Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2008   Traditional Artist
Nicely done.
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:iconfairy-nanase:
fairy-Nanase Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008   Traditional Artist
Heh, the wand saleswoman reminds me of hallowe'en Nanase :D
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DragonicSoul Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008  Student General Artist
fisheh Neo? Nice. And that poor Pizza boy...
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ChaosPriest Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
Dang it, why can't any of the wand salesmen come to MY door? Just once it would nice to be offered magical powers. All I ever seem to get is carpet cleaners.
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DanShive Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
It's funny... I have all the magic powers I could possibly need, but my carpets are just filthy.
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SuperBigMac Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011
Doth I ever knowest what thou mean! Whilest skilled in myriad forms of both wotchcraft and window repair- I got my degree from The best School in all of the great NW: LogSnores! My ability just cannot seem to best that of my carpets... Ohhh! I KNEW I shold'nt have used that +28 Magic Defence Furcloth as a carpet! It would have looked much better as a blue anti-rain coat... Bah! And howe I doth ramble on! My point: Carpets should never be made out of magic resistant materials! Take that lesson to heart, my friends.
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ChaosPriest Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
Oh, sorry man. I didn't know that you had to deal with dirty carpets. Nobody should have to put up with the kinds of problems that brings. I hope your situation changes soon.

*hugs nearest rug shampooer*
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ranasan Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2008  Hobbyist
so... will you be selling fishy matrix shirts?
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KyynNightbow Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2008
The second panel reminds me of a recent mini-storyline in Suburban Jungle. [link] It's a rebelion I tell ya! The comic characters are ploting to excape from their comics and take over the world!
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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triforcel Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2008
Ah but the wand breaking could in itself be a source of endless entertainment.
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Jachra Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2008
40?
A hundred! A backup and a tip. ;D
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lost-angle Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
henh...

What is it with characters and breaking the fourth wall? and why don't they respond when I say "hi" to them?
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Rainbowdragon Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008
hmm strange my computer won't let me full view the comic so I can't read the captions.
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:icondanshive:
DanShive Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008
Try "Download"; DA has been iffy today.
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Rainbowdragon Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008
yeah ok.
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Rainbowdragon Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2008
LOL ok can't get the wand oh well.
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ShadyIMG Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008  Student Filmographer
lol I wish he was able to. XD
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DarkfireTaimatsu Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
That "Kevin Smith" comment is totally making me hear Dandave's voice as Number 21 from Venture Bros..
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DanShive Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
I almost did a joke specifically about the episode that is likely making you think that, with Dandave asserting that a beard can, in fact, be a substitute for a jawline. But that was actually going to be in an entire comic devoted to "introducing" the beard, and this idea took over.
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DarkfireTaimatsu Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
I like this one better anyway. The passing reference is definitely the way to go. (And you could always go back and add an episode 007.5, if you really wanted to, anyway.)
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Squato Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Looks like it only took eight comics to throw in some TG then. :P
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TreuVonTrapp Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008   Writer
heck yeah! give em $20, and then just, you know, make another $20! That would SO rock.

by the way, I :heart: the fishy matrix shirt.
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Jake-R Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
I'm sure I know where 'Fishy Matrix' comes from, but I just can't remember.

I do know it would probably sell well if real shirts like that were printed, because everybody keeps saying it's cool; idea, Dan? ^_^
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Jake-R Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
(This is only an idea if Dan came up with the thing in the first place. But like I said... I can't remember ;_;)
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DPRagan Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
ROFLAMO Love this one!
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eruanna Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
'Reshape reality' for only 19.95?! Thats like... the DEAL OF A LIFETIME.
I would have bought it. Poo on anyone who told me otherwise. *nods*
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DeckardCanine Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow, I almost missed the final punchline. If it took me that long to notice a pair of breasts, then my libido must be pretty subdued these days.
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copperphoenix Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
Eep. I can't believe I missed them, too. Where is my brain at? A Dan Shive comic, and I missed a TG joke.

:slamhead: Ow. :headache:
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Samanthuel Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol, and the pizza boy's looking at the like... "that's new..."
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ItMovesItChats Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
Hooray for the return of the Fishy Matrix! ^_^
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jimmyinwhite Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
I want pizza besides magic could happen in real life . look at all that happens around us.
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Nasrudith Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
I love the "Speaking of which, don't break the fourth wall, jerk." line. Like its rude to refer to the medium you're set in. As opposed to thinking Dandave went nuts.
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Fredgregjoe Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
Stupid Quasi-Realism. ~_~
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Samanthuel Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Seconded! Who needs it!?
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Jake-R Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
Whahahahaha.

Brilliant! xD!!!
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:iconfoxby:
Foxby Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
In a roleplay, something came up about a "fisheh mafia" once.
It was weird. 8o
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Seigmann Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
The pizza BOY? I want one of those wands. :D
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YarKramer Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
Heartily seconded. :D
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Snake-Infinity Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
You continue to amaze me Dan. 4th wall, you crack me
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YarKramer Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
... can't ... resist ...

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FOURTH WALL BREAKS YOU! *shot*
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will2bill Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
The things pizza boys have to live with. I wonder how often it is they have their genders changed on a delivery route.
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Arkus0 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
"Reshape reality to your whims", yeah she really stretch her imaginations turning the Pizza boy into Pizza Girl.

lol very funny
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AnuOjat Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
....................................:rofl:
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PTGreat Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
LOL!!! :love:
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chaoswolf1982 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Probably a good thing he didn't buy it. I mean, less than $20? That's damn cheap for a wand... probably something wrong with it.
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UncolaMan Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
Dude, all the BEST magic items have things wrong with them.
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chaoswolf1982 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
So you say, until you come across a "rod of disarming" and, rather than finding your target stripped of his weapons, you find your sleeves emptied.
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RBL-M1A2Tanker Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008
I knew that delivering pizza would get me in the end...


....luckily I was able to buy a wand for only $19.95!
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GangstaBoogie Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hah, 'twas only a matter of time before the obligatory genderbending found its way into this comic too, wasn't it?
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