Now before I get lynched by other fans of Penny Arcade, allow me to point out that the title of this deviation makes reference to one of Gabe's own dreams coming true and was inspired by actual Penny Arcade comics. My defense:

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I considered Gabe's joy at the idea of being a princess hilarious, thus this image was inspired. The third comic simply clinched whether he'd actually be female versus being in drag, the latter I would find more disturbing. ...I have strange priorities. Anyway, I thought the latter would be funnier, but given that third comic, I decided to go with the former. I kept his face the same (his nose might even be a little bigger than normal), so I think the effect I would've gotten with the drag approach essentially remains.

Princess Gabe is essentially wearing a Pac-Man variant of Princess Peach's gown from the Super Mario Bros series, making this image truly something out of a gamer's nightmare (or dream; whatever floats yer boat).