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Michael Bay Space Turtle by DanShive Michael Bay Space Turtle by DanShive
My worst fear realized. Actually, I guess I have worse fears than this. Honey badgers are pretty scary, what with being both a badger AND an internet meme.

But whatever. Inspired by Michael Bay plotting to make the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aliens. That means a species of humanoid turtles. With female turtles. Designed by Michael Bay.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Unless you like this sort of thing. Then you need only fear the honey badgers.
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devon2501 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2016
I think I just threw up a little. No wait here's the rest. BLAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
ChronosCat Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, the movie didn't have any female alien turtles... But the movie was still nearly as bad as all those rumors made me fear.  (Thank goodness the current animated series is doing things right.)

Incidentally, in response to all those people talking about Venus, I'd like to point out that Venus wasn't the first female ninja turtle. In Archie's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures Special #11 (published several years before the Next Mutation) April was temporarily mutated into a turtle. It was actually pretty cool; they even gave her a very similar body shape to the TMNT (no shell-boobs for her!).
TFMUGENneedstohappen Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015
If the alien idea went through, you have to admit that the idea of a female turtle sounds badass.
ShadowHinata Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014
lies honey badgers are cute. just look at this half honey badger half girl thingy…
Darthmaul1999 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014
Yeah, this seems like something Michael Bay would do.
j0efelix Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
Pfffft, wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.
stalepie Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
So hot!! I hope Megan Fox is in this!!
SnapCentino Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Professional Writer
As April O'Neil.
SonicSwitchblade Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
Like the image, like Michael Bay for maybe 3 minutes of the first transformers movie.
Hikari-Dareigan Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Racist alien big-boobied explosions! :lol:
Blackrhinoranger Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I'm not keen on Bay's idea for TMNT but I do like this image.
Myrethy Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Essentially... damn you Michael Bay!!
Impybutt Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student Filmographer
Dude, "Raphaela" has a pair of sai, not katanas!
darkphyre0 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This MUST not happen!

I'm not opposed to the concept of female turtles. Quite the opposite, I like the idea that the turtles might actually be able to find someone they can actually "be with".. plus, Turtle babies :heart:

But they need to stay mutants. At the core of the characters is the awkwardness of being different and hiding for fear of persecution. If they come on a ship, they'd have turtle guardians/mentors instead of Splinter... and even more importantly, without the ooze, how do you pull off giant talking rat? :P

Everything else aside. She makes an awesome pic!
Karinta Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012  Student General Artist
Teenage Mutant Ninja Uryuoms? :D
GeckoSith Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
Ha! love it.
wolffang719 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
they arn't even teens apperently
Mariachiman Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2012
Venus returns?
nko619 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012
Racist Alien Big Boobed Explosions
ssjthug Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012
meh, i could really care-less at this point. cuz much of the fandumb of 80s are kids of the 80s, which is grown ass ppl. here a wise saying of a friend of my "...Get over it. You all know you are going to see it and it will make a shit ton of money and you will all bitch about it and then will pay to go see the inevitable sequel and you will bitch about that but will be hypocrites anyway and will pay to see the third movie just like you all did for the Transformers movies". so true. funny art btw :D
AlbumDomina Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Reminds me of Michael Bay's YGO Abridged. ^^; Sorry.
Seph11141985 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
First off, a female ninja turtle has already been done, and it failed hard. No one mentions Venus ever happened, nor will it ever happen again. Secondly, the Michael Bay recut does NOT depict the turtles as being aliens. Just because the origins of their existence is alien, does not make they themselves alien. The turtles are still turtles. The only thing alien about them is the ooze they mutated from, which was accidentally spilled from a waste compartment hatch on an invading alien ship... and who was the invading alien, you say? Krang. Yes, Krang. The brain looking thing inside that mechanical suit from the 80s cartoon. Krang is the only alien in this recut. Do some research before you knock this idea. It's actually not that terrible of an idea. Misconception is a virus these days.
DanShive Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
I did. This is a joke from close to four months ago based on the rumors at the time and one simple aspect of Michael Bay films. Take it too seriously at your own peril.
Seph11141985 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Peril? I doubt commenting on an art website will lead to any sort of peril. But thanks for the clarification.
apcomics Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
Yeah i laught at this but ya know full well the turtles will be back ground characters to what ever milliatry sent to deal with the foot... since "Bay Love Millitary Long time"
Ndog64 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
Explosions or it didn't happen.
locomotive111 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I wouldn't be worried about the female turtle thing. Arcee was a one-legged motorcycle robot with a severe case of scoliosis. What could go wrong?
LuciferTheShort Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I've googled the alien thing. It says that Bay's claims of the TMNT being aliens is just a misunderstanding of some sort. At least Michael Bay is not directing. He's just the producer.
DaWrecka Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Congratulations, sir. You have created high-octane nightmare fuel.
Bunyip-of-Boganup Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
Of course the females would have hair on their head and five digits on each hand when the males don't! They're females... duh!

Latest I heard is that they may not be teenagers any more either...
Kerevon Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
Michael Bay: Produces a movie about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Decides that the whole Teenage Mutant part is not so important. It's only half the title.
tigressmin Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I already heard about this horror, but now you've made me think about the female aspect he might bring into it -which brings it to a new level of horror D:
LukasThorne Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
but... theyre mutant TURTLES, not aliens... i hate michael bay.
HELLISH-Werewolf Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
not just aliens aliens for another dimention
Blazestar31 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012
*puts shotgun to head* Alright, I'm outta here.
rphb Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012
turtles aren't mammals they don't have breast, and their skin is scaly. If you want to make an anthropomorphic pinup, couln't you at least chose something that actually do have breasts.
DanShive Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012
This is less a pinup than it is a joke, so that's well beside the point.
rphb Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012
A joke?
I don't get it.
jesternario Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
At the word "Alien" I immediately look at those "shells" covering her chest and think "face hugger eggs."

Whether that makes me sick, twisted, or both, I don't know or care, really.
ClamClones Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012
Okay, we got aliens, we got big boobs. The only thing left for a Michael Bay movie is Racism and Explosions.
LoneRebelX87 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
yep, thats about right, although there not micheal bay big yet
Xepharon Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012
RedFuel608 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012  Student Digital Artist
he's actually dropping teenage from the title as well
pythix21 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012
Teenage Alien Ninja Aliens more like.
Sephiroph44 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
damnnnn thats hot!
shuimulung Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
Ah Michael Bay, is there anything you can't screw up?
pythix21 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012
He can't screw up star wars. Lucas beat him to it.
shuimulung Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2012
Alas, t'is true . . . Although Bay could always re-make them. (shudder)
The-Lonely-Man Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Student General Artist
I'd like to see her retract into her shell. That'd be one hell of a contortionist act.
pythix21 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012
Oh man, seconded.
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