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Manly Dude by DanShive Manly Dude by DanShive
I've recently had a string of somewhat girly profile images on my private Facebook account, so I decided to jokingly make a manly profile image for myself. I'm not sure what that meat is he's eating or what brand of beer that is (particularly given that I drew it in a can of soda-esque dimensions), but whatever.

MANLINESS! RRRRAAAARRRRGH!
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:iconaeliren85:
Aeliren85 Featured By Owner May 1, 2014
RRHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TESTOSTERONE!

*Dies from testosterone poisoning*
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:iconthem-man:
TheM-Man Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fuck yeah!

Manly men with manly muscles, manly stubble and manly jerseys!

Now lets go out there and love and tolerate the shit out of people! WHO'S WITH ME?!
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cutemute34 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He secretly has a tattoo of Pinkie Pie on his chest.
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:iconk9-the-first:
K9-The-First Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011
Naturally, he just saw Rainbow Dash pull off the Sonic Rainboom. ^_^
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:iconmarkkb:
MarkKB Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heh, nice MANLY pic. (Although the lighting seems to be coming partially from above the person in the direction of the camera - a skylight, perhaps?)

But still, I envy your perspective skills. Perspective bites me like a talking pony eating carrot cake.

... what? It's a MANLY pony!
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Kazzellin Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
*giggles* I guess his team is winning, eh? ^^ At least he's spilling the beer and not the chicken, though given some of the pop I've seen, it could be that instead. ;P
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talleluna Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2011
the answer is BRAWNDO:

[link]
BRAWNDO will make you need NEW PANTS
and while you're out getting those shoes
you should get some new SHOES because you'll
wear out those SHOES kicking everyone's ass all the tiiiime!
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dragon8writer Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011
....I..... I sort of want to turn him into a girl...

Really, really, badly. 9,9

(Also - it's mutton.

Yes. He's a viking.

A soon to be a female viking. *nods* )
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:icondolphinsilverwolf:
DolphinSilverwolf Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2011
Well, he is making himself a huge target profile for a ranged weapon attack. I wonder if the TF gun comes in sniper rifle form...
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:icondragon8writer:
dragon8writer Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2011
Yes, but it stings like hell and the backfire's potentially a killer.... which sucks, since you're only trying to transform the target...

But who knows? Maybe you'll get lucky and walk out with just a tail. ^^
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:iconthumperduck:
Thumperduck Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
"OUR mothers LOVE US!!"
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:icondolphinsilverwolf:
DolphinSilverwolf Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2011
"By the god of thunder, I Demand pretzels!!!"
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Snowyowl0 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
With a pterodactyl drumstick.
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:iconos0303:
os0303 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
RRRRAAAAHHHHH MANLINESSS!!!!
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:iconlionheartau:
LionHeartAU Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Duke Nukem on his day off!
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:icontaiyou-burst:
taiyou-burst Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You should put it in the Manliness 101 page
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:icontjlemket:
TjlemkeT Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
By you jokingly posting this you just dispersed any preconcieved notion of you being manly in any degree. Huh.
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:iconthedarklorddarron:
thedarklorddarron Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
MEGA MANLY lol
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:icontestzero:
testzero Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
GRRR! I'm so manly I shit blood!

...shouldn't you see a doct-

REAL MEN DON'T NEED DOCTORS!
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RuppRider73 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
Good artwork, especially the angle of perspective--I won't argue with that--but it does come off as looking a bit stereotypical.

BTW, beer cans are the same dimensions as soda cans, so that wasn't off. Although REAL beer connoisseurs drink beer from a bottle because it tastes better (aluminum affects the taste). If he's in front of the TV set, watching a bad play by (or a bad call against) his favorite football team (which must be the case, since he looks angry), I would expect a bowl of popcorn to go flying. The leg of mutton, or whatever it is, does look a bit weird, even for a "manly man"... We are civilized enough to use plates, silverware and TV tables when eating a meal while watching the game. (And THAT'S the stuff that goes flying during a bad play or a bad call...) :-)
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AzaleaCloud Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
FOOTBALL!
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:icondeckardcanine:
DeckardCanine Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's bear meat. He killed the bear with his bare hands.
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AnimeFreak40K Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
It's meat - that is all that needs to be said. And the beer? Well, it is that really cheap brand that comes in a white can with big black letters on it...he just happens to be holding the can in such a way that the front is away from the camera. Yeah. That's it.
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Kuurion Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh thank god it's beer. I thought at first he was dunking that meat in a jar of mayonnaise.
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:iconpuppetchaos:
PuppetChaos Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
It has to be a terrible, terrible light beer where its lack of flavor is marketed as "Smoothness".
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:iconsquato:
Squato Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
He is drinking Beer beer. Comes with that classic American taste.
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:iconignateflare:
IgnateFlare Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
"Beer Beer! For the TRUE AMERICAN in YOU!" :P
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:iconsquato:
Squato Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice work. :P

Now I wonderer how the Australia version would go. :P
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:iconignateflare:
IgnateFlare Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
"Beer beer, what a narly wave bro!" lol i dunno.
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:iconsquato:
Squato Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Well if it helps, here is a few Australian beer ad's if it helps. :P

[link]
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Lunarcentric Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011   Writer
DUDE THIS TOTALLY ROCKS!!!!
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:iconanuojat:
AnuOjat Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
MANLY!

STEREOTYPICAL MANLY THAT IS! :D

So long "clean" sofa. You were missed :)
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Chessrook44 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
On the one hand, I can totally see him yelling KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

On the other hand, considering what he's wearing he's probably yelling out the name of some football team that just crushed his team in the Superbowl.

........STEEEEEELEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!
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AARST Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
Sports Team, RRRaaaaarrrgh!
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majorkerina Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Student Writer
I wonder what that manly dude would look like as a girl. Hehe...
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dragon8writer Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011
Figures, we had the same response. ;P
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:iconmajorkerina:
majorkerina Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011  Student Writer
LOL.
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dragon8writer Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011
^^;
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JessicaRaven Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
yes but does he use antlers in all his decorating?
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:iconroidroid:
roidroid Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
there's still not enough hegemonic masculinity. That could be:

- A tub of vanilla icecream, and a huge red & white spoon for ease of icecream devouring.
- So engrossed in watching Twilight, he's been absent-mindedly stuffing his face too fast and has a painful icecream headache. "RRAAAAAAAAAAAGGH"
- His shirt's message is that we are all ONE with the universe.
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hawk222 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Student Artist
POWERTHIRST!! YOU'LL BE GOOD AT MAKING BABIES! 400 BABIES!!!
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ScrewBall412 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Give Shockolate to your babies and they'll be good at SPORTS! It'll make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST! They'll run as fast as KENYANS! People will watch them running and think they're KENYANS! They'll race as fast as KENYANS! in a race against actual KENYANS! and it'll be a tie and they'll get deported back to KENYAAAAA!!!
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DeckardCanine Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I thought of that, but where's the rocket can?
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dernwine Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I keep forgetting that in the states beer comes in wierd minny cans :P. I'm just assuming he's drinking Stella, or as it's colloquially known round here: Lairaid!
"I"VE HAD A CAN OF LAIRAID AND I WANT TO FIGHT SOMEONE!!!!"
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zeldafan21 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
i love super bowl adds too XD
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6-Qubed Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
LET US GROW LARGE BEARDS AND LIFT HEAVY THINGS AND BEND STEEL BEAMS

WITH OUR BEARDS
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:iconbendzz:
bendzz Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
LMAO!
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:icon6-qubed:
6-Qubed Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
INCIDENTALLY THIS PICTURE NEEDS MOAR BEARD
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bendzz Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
I'd reply but I don't think we can top that first comment.
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:icon6-qubed:
6-Qubed Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
Indeed.

THE BEARD IS ALWAYS ON TOP.
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